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Walmart / store in scurry does not sell quidditch supplies.

1 United States Review updated:

I am the headmaster of a school which I shall not name for security reasons. I went to your store located in Scurry. I went to the sports department and asked the muggle working there for quaffles, a golden snitch bulgers and a firebolt. The muggle there had no idea what I was talking about. So I asked to speak to the manager and he had no clue. He said he never carried or even heard of those things. I know that they are all muggles, but come on even muggles must have heard of quidditch.

Albus Dumbledore Headmaster of Hogwarts.

P.S. also your stationary department does not carry anticheating quills.

Sincerely

Albus Brian Dumbledore.

Da
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  • Re
      17th of Apr, 2009
    +1 Votes

    Sorry, Dude, but that whole "Harry Potter" thing is for losers and tweens. Maybe you should use your obvious creative talents for something worthwhile, like a juggling act, or maybe mime.

  • +1 Votes

    "I am the headmaster of a school which I shall not name for security reasons."

    You just named the school later in your letter.

    "Albus Dumbledore Headmaster of Hogwarts."

    Read his other posts Michael. :D he has a total of four troll letters.

  • Bi
      4th of May, 2009
    +1 Votes

    It does not matter you won't have a school anyway, I heard you know who is back and he is going to attack the school.

  • Da
      18th of May, 2009
    0 Votes

    Hee hee. Well, I got a giggle. Thanks.

  • Bl
      14th of Nov, 2013
    0 Votes

    Oh Billy, don't be a wuss, say his name it's Voldemort.

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