Burger King review: impossible whopper

Twice I was poisoned by the impossible whopper at the Washington Street location of the Naperville Burger King. Both times I had severe vomiting, diarrhea within two or three hours of eating the impossible whopper. First time I thought it was a fluke and so I tried it again a few weeks later and was horribly poisoned again and felt awful all day. This was a more severe experience than any type of flu I've ever had. I was violently throwing up at least several times on both occasions. Followed up by bad diarrhea for the next several hours. I doubt this is a coincidence.