Chaturbate review: Chaturbate is a virtual production facility for recrubate

Chaturbate are now, officially, a production company for their Pornhub knockoff company, Recurbate.

Surprisingly, some people still believe Chaturbate is a 'platform'.

It's hilarious to see models talk about having thousands of people in their room while, essentially, one person has paid for their 'show'.

Their 'show' is being paid for by Chaturbate and they'll make their money back again and again and again on Recurbate.

Since porn made the transition from film to video, there's been no such thing as porn enthusiasts patiently waiting for a sexual act to happen.

With the advent of The Internet, Random Chat Sites and dating apps like Tinder, men were engineered to 'swipe' or 'next' towards their preferred fetish or fantasy.

Logically, it makes no sense that they'd be interested in being among other voyeurs, having to acquiesce to patience itself, while acquiescing to the others tempo and requests.

So just what is a Chaturbate 'show'?

One given to Recurbate for free, as models have been bait-and-switched into accepting that preludes of any sort (stripteases, conversation, money-transactions etc.) are no longer included in their 'shows' -- if you've stepped up your game, Chaturbate bots will encourage you and The Chaturbate Production Team may reference one of your menu items (especially one's which promotes a garment or accessory supplied by one of their subsidiaries).

Like everything experienced on the site, you models and customers will be psychologically coerced to bend to their newest whims in order to provide content suitable for Recurbate.

Menu items, themselves, are recommended to the models via Chaturbate bots during their training period (a training period no model is actually aware of).

Surprisingly, many of them think their experiences on Chaturbate are real.

But it's not that surprising when you consider who Chaturbate allows to succeed on the 'platform'.

Success, Pride and Swagger are a direct result of Algorithmic Human Engineering, coupled with personalized attention supplied by Chaturbate's hired hands.

Real customers are of little or no consequence.

To reiterate, porn enthusiasts have specific longings which can instantly be fulfilled by a simple Pornhub or Recurbate search.

Models like myself, who choose to be defiant to Chaturbate's (or Recurbate's) instructions will be rewarded / shot-down, according to what they are willing to give Chaturbate for free.

Here's proof.

Last 'show' I did something I'd never done before: I gave the best of me away for free -- modeling in lascivious poses while self-pleasuring in the most exaggerated way possible.

I was finally giving Chaturbate (or Recurbate) everything they wanted.

The result?

For the first time I had a room filled with names.

One bot (the one Chaturbate always plants in your room as soon as you come on) kept thanking and encouraging me.

One hour into my show I noticed the same number of 'viewers' remained ('25' to be exact).

This seemed very odd.

But i, nevertheless, thought it would be the proper time to communicate with my new 'fans'.

"Hello everybody! Are you enjoying the show?"

No answer.

Even the encouraging bot seemed to have timed out.

"Anybody there?"

Still no answer.

"Can I do anything for you?"

Nothing.

"Feel free to tip if you like what you see"

Not a token, not a word.

I finally said it: "This site absolutely fake! I'm leaving. Bye"

Later on I looked for my show on Recurbate.

I was no longer on there.

Chaturbate must've removed my 'shows'.

The next night I did the same exact 'show' at the same exact time.

Predictably, zero people came into my room.

After an hour I stopped.

I don't think I'll ever go on Chaturbate again.