"P.S. I believe the wise one reference was facetious, oh, self-centered one."
Thanks; sarcasm is a concept I am intimately familiar with myself.
This one's all you - no one held a gun to your head to purchase anything.
Prior to buying something online, it's typically a great idea to do a little investigating or shopping around to see if a better deal can be found. A little research goes a long way.
"Hornymatches.com" huh, you must be a classy fella.
Next time you're that desperate, check out craigslist's "causual encounters" section - you'll find plenty of other horny losers such as yourself, and for free!
...seriously; if you haven't had an STD by now I'd be surprised.
Pics would have been nice.
Why did you even pay for the cake if it wasn't what you wanted? You served them, and now want a refund? Sorry, that's not the way things work. This isn't even disputable w/ your card company since you accepted the product. The baker doesn't have to do anything to compensate your greed, but is willing to meet you half way w/ a credit. Shut up & take it - get a tastier cake; fondant doesn't really taste all that great.
Too bad you weren't smart enough to do your reasearch BEFORE you bought said product.
Yes, the soldiers died so you can have free calls to the Island of Sipan.
The least you could do is show some respect to those who died and capitialize the name of the island.
Why not just post the pics to begin with?
Next time take a blacklight and shine it down on the sheets; you'll be REALLY disgusted at what you find.
You're a nosey little effer aren't you? What is your complaint; the waitress had sex after her shift?
Mind your business; it's not like she was "fornicating" IN Denny's. This may come as a shock to you, but other people DO have sex ya know. Don't be such a prude.
If what you're saying is really true, that employee rocks.
Also, Diet Coke tastes horrific.
Every day for 25 years? I would commend you for not eating there anymore, since now you must be in better shape...but part of me knows better and you've probably found some other toxic waste eatery to patronize.
You seem to have a chip on your shoulder; it's been over three years and you're still harping. Since when does "ommission of condiment" fall under the "must take matter up with manager" category? Just ask for a side of mustard and move on with your life. Things are gonna be ok.
GAH customers are braindead. While your story is interesting (i.e. fictional), you failed to mention what happened next - did you walk out, leaving your groceries behind, or did you give the casher "another" $10? Who in their right mind would just idly stand by and dole out another $10 if this is story is to be believed. Get real.
Don't forget; punctuation can be your friend, too.
Standard protocol when posting a complaint is to identify who you are complaining about...unless you are complaining about yourself? Do you need an intervention?
Those christians are an evil bunch.
1) Sonic would get in a hellstorm of legal trouble if they knowingly hired an underage employee.
2) In Oklahoma, you can generally start working around age 14-15 with a work permit.
3) Sometimes teenagers can look much younger than their actual age.
Get off it, the family is obviously struggling to make ends meets. Not everyone can afford a third diamond-encrusted crystal chandelier like you. Would you rather support them on Walfare?
Anyone can fabricate a reciept. Their policy keeps things Honest, as not all customers have a charming heart of gold such as yourself. They've had that policy in place for years I'd wager, and they're sure as hell not going to overturn it for the likes of you, because despite what your momma told ya, you are not a special, unique snowflake.
You're making a mountain out of a molehill here; just turn this into a chance to create a romantic weekend w/ the old battleaxe. Make it a date night - movie & dinner. Get the movie tickets, and since there's bound to be a bit of time prior to the movie starting, window shop with the wife and return the shoes. Go enjoy the movie, and top it off w/ an enchanting dinner.
HOW COULD A TOBACCO COMPANY DO SOMETHING SO BACKHANDED?!?
Two simple words could have saved you from a lot of trouble - "inspect delivery."
Just be glad there weren't REAL carnies on the cruise...they probably would have pitched you over the side of the boat.
WELL IT SOUNDED LIKE A REPUTABLE ENTERPRISE, WHAT WENT WRONG?!?
Very, very classy website. Are you that terrible-looking you can't meet women without the help of a sleezy site?
Wait, wait, wait...a Ford Explorer has terible gas milege? SURELY YOU JEST!
Right, it's Bank of America's fault you can't keep track of how much money you have in your account.
"I'm sick of being treated like a criminal when I go in to pick my controlled substance up."
CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE. Not, "Get another refill whenever the hell I feel like it" substance. Walgreens is a business first and foremost. They would have sold you your drugs if not bound by law. I hope your doctor subscribes something for your rampant paranoia.
Quit eating fast food altogether - salt or no salt, there's other components in their food that contribute to high blood pressure. Get off your lazy ### and learn to cook something healthy.
Being known as "cheap" and "frugal" are not positive terms to be associated with.
I just signed up for their newsletter. You're emailed confirmation that you did indeed sign up for the newsletter, and there is nothing you need to click in that email to confirm the subscription. Nor were there any rogue wikipedia re-directing links on the sign up page. ###.
Next time you fabricate a complaint, make sure it's not something that can be easily verified & disproven.
I *AM* that FedEx driver. Stay the EFF out of the fast lane.
By the way, I switched the truck number with one from another truck. Heh.
