Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers

I for the life of me cannot understand these reviews. I have never come away from using this app feeling anything but pure anger and frustration. I didn’t even know an app was capable of stirring up such strong emotions in me. At least, that’s what I thought. But then I tried the Raising Cane’s app.

For Inc win a blue moon, I was actually able to place my order this most recent time. So that is very significant progress for this app. It doesn’t change the fact that such a feature is my most minimal, bare expectation for such an app. But I digress…

I entered my gift card at checkout, just as it allows me to. Air entered the full number. I entered the pin. Their system acknowledged that it was a valid gift card. The system correctly noted the balance on said gift card, indicating that it very clearly recognized the gift card as real. The system did not apply the gift card to my order. I paid full price despite possessing a gift card which was duly entered into a system that they designed, in the manner in which they designed it to be entered, in compliance with the types of gift cards they ostensibly allow to be used through the app. And I paid full price anyway.

Fortunately, they proceeded to ask about my experience with the app after I placed the order. Oh boy, somebody’s about to hear it. I said it was poor, and it prompted me to elaborate in writing. I proceeded to write an absolutely scathing review that was 100% deserved. I invested many minutes of my life into this as I value justice and fairness very highly. Then, when I was ready to submit, I found that there was no submit button. It was blocked by the keyboard. The only way to get the phone keyboard to go away is to tap on the screen. And you know what happens then? The feedback pop up disappears. Gone, never to return again. Until of course I go to order again and risk experiencing another injustice if this magnitude.

Despite this setback, my quest for justice is not ending there. I have never reviewed an app. I find it super annoying when you get all those pop ups asking you to review apps. But this time is different. This is much deeper than just an app experience. This one is personal. So I made my way to the App Store review and was, frankly, stunned beyond all belief at the 5 star rating. The reviews section here is a truly gaslighting experience. I can only assume these just be fake users because the only alternative is that Raising Cane’s had singled me out for harassment personally.

All in all, I would not recommend this abomination if an app to Adolf Hitler himself. No man, not even he, deserves to be subjected to such ruthless torture. And while I will personally endure this hardship for the delicious chicken that comes at the end, I don’t think Hitler deserves that sort either.

Fin.

PS- fix your darn app guys.
PPs- that money had better still be on my gift card