Evony review: Evony the king's return application

I have been playing the game 'Evony The King's Return' for a couple of years now on my Android smartphone, and am absolutely amazed at hour terrible the technical aspects of the application are...

Almost every time you try to open the game, there is ANOTHER UPDATE, which can take up to half an hour to complete, and typically ruins the game once finished. Beyond this, there is also the inevitable 'Downloading Resource Bundle' that you have to wait through, which can literally take HOURS TO COMPLETE, if you are lucky enough that it doesn't crash the app trying. One of the most frustrating things this stupid game does is tell you there is not enough space available for each update, which causes you to have to uninstall the game, then re-download the application, and reinstall it, which will then open with the new update. Unfortunately, since the criminals who originally stole the code for this game do not have ANY TECHNICAL APTITUDE, nor the ability to properly administrate a server, oftentimes, this will force you to restart a completely new game after picking a new culture, and then switch over to your existing account. Meh, I guess that's what you get when you deal with a known scam. Regardless, after the latest useless pointless update forced me to do this, it would not allow me to link my existing account anymore, so I could not switch it over. The only thing I could do was to completely uninstall the game from my phone, then reinstall it from scratch, which brought me to 'Downloading Resource Bundle 375M' again, except this time it would not do so, eventually opening some stupid error about 'Dark Magic' that means it is not connecting to the server. I have a few games on my phone that attach to servers to open, and they all work, just not Evony, so it is not my connection, it is the garbage servers this application is trying to use, and the incompetent idiots trying to pretend to be software developers!