Ebay CA review: Hopeless and Totally time wasting contacting EBay Canada for any help

Hopeless and Totally time wasting contacting EBay Canada for any help
The following is the entire hopeless, hugely incompetent and totally useless contact log I just had with EBay Canada AUTOBOT:

Hi p! I'm eBay's automated assistant. I can help with any issues you might have, or connect you with an agent.
eBay Assistant:We may analyze the content of this interaction to enhance the quality of our customer service, including using artificial intelligence-powered analysis.
eBay Assistant:In a few words, tell me how I can help.
Assistant
You:cancel my order cancellation request
eBay Assistant:OK p, I can help you cancel an order.
eBay Assistant:Select the order you want to cancel.
Enter a keyword or order number

AUX Cable 3.5mm Male to Male Audio Cord Headphone Connect Audio Wires For PC MP3
AUX Cable 3.5mm Male to Male Aud...
Order #: (private)
Item no.:[protected]
Sale date:08/25/26
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Assistant
eBay Assistant:Checking on...
AUX Cable 3.5mm Male to Male Audio Cord Headphone Connect Audio Wires For PC MP3
AUX Cable 3.5mm Male to Male Aud...
Order #:(private)
Item no.:[protected]
Assistant
eBay Assistant:OK, p. To get started, select Cancel order below.
eBay Assistant:If the item has already shipped or the seller declined your request, you'll need to Start a return request after the item arrives. Learn more- How buyers can cancel an order
Cancel order
Start a return request
Assistant
You:i want to cancel my oeder cancelation request 30 minutes ago
You:keep this order
eBay Assistant:OK p, I can help you cancel an order.
eBay Assistant:Is this the item you need help with?
AUX Cable 3.5mm Male to Male Audio Cord Headphone Connect Audio Wires For PC MP3
AUX Cable 3.5mm Male to Male Aud...
Order #:(private)
Item no.:[protected]
Sale date:08/25/26
Yes
No
Assistant
eBay Assistant:Is this the item you need help with?
AUX Cable 3.5mm Male to Male Audio Cord Headphone Connect Audio Wires For PC MP3
AUX Cable 3.5mm Male to Male Aud...
Order #:(private)
Item no.:[protected]
Sale date:08/25/26
Yes
No
Assistant
You:Yes
eBay Assistant:OK p, select an option below to get started:
View order details
Start a return request
My item hasn't arrived
More options...
Assistant
You:i need a live person
eBay Assistant:Sure, I can help connect you with an agent. Currently, you can:
Have us call you
Est. wait: 2 min
Assistant
You:Stop this
eBay Assistant:OK, no problem. Let me know what you need help with.
Assistant
You:chat with a person
eBay Assistant:Sure, I can help connect you with an agent. Currently, you can:
Have us call you
Est. wait: 2 min
Assistant
You:Stop this
eBay Assistant:OK, no problem. Let me know what you need help with.
Assistant
You:I REPEAT< CHAT WITH A HUMAN!
eBay Assistant:Sure, I can help connect you with an agent. Currently, you can:
Have us call you
Est. wait: 2 min
Assistant
You:Stop this
eBay Assistant:OK, no problem. Let me know what you need help with.
Assistant
You:YOU ARE GABBAGE!
eBay Assistant:Sorry, I didn't quite get that. Please try asking again in a different way.
Assistant
You:get me a person!
eBay Assistant:Sure, I can help connect you with an agent. Currently, you can:
Have us call you
Est. wait: 2 min
Assistant
Stop this