Ritz Crackers / crackers

United States Review updated:

My ritz crackers are bunt. Wtf. I was high so i still ate some but damn. Wtf. How do you burn ritz. They taste bad. No salt. No butteryness. Just cracker. If i wanted just a cracker i woulda got saltine crackers. Give me my damn colestorol. Not only that but the whole box is like. Some more charred then others. Idk what the [censored] yall got going on but im pretty sure there made in a factory. So how do machines burn crackers. ? All yall have to do is push buttton. 🤔are yall gonna fix this ? I want to be compensated

Ritz Crackers

May 15, 2019
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  • Bi
      15th of May, 2019

    You must still be high if you think anyone cares about your incredibly insignificant problem. You want compensated for a "bunt" cracker? I would imagine that your money would have been better spent on a typing class. Also, you are looking for "cholesterol". I am not sure how you developed such a strong immune system to education, but someone obviously administered the intelligence vaccine to you very early in life. I think your best course of action is to put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool and go to take a big whiff.

    Hope that helps!

    Your friend,

    Biggus Dickus!

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  • Do
      16th of May, 2019

    Lol @Biggus Dickus. The OP is clearly a complete [censored]. See attached.

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  • Um
      19th of May, 2019

    Watch him get the no salt crackers.


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