Fisrt thing I do this morning is go straight to the kitchen, pour my delicious bowl of Raisin Bran Crunch and begin settling down to watch some good ol' American television when all of a sudden, I notice dead little critters floating around in my cereal! Of course this upsets me so I throw it down the drain and go to inspect the OTHER box of Raisin Bran Crunch. I pour the cereal into a bowl and what do I find? MORE BUGS (only this time they were alive)! What the hell is wrong with you Kellogg!? Don't you know in America there are HEALTH CODES!? Now I know the bugs are really nothing more than a little extra protein, but this is still the last thing I want to wake up to.
I don't care how many scoops of raisins you throw into your cereal. As long as there are LIVE bugs in the cereal your selling, I'm not buying! I would advise anyone who reads these comments to do the same, that is, unless you enjoy scooping live animals into your mouth.