Dr. Barry L Eppley reviews and complaints

Ladies and gentlemen. This is THE worst plastic surgeon on the planet. He made me look like Michael Jackson. I'm getting his mess reconstructed by three other surgeons next month. I've done some hard thinking and I think I've finally figured him out now. He is only competent in the THEORY of plastic surgery. He's very disabled when it comes to the PRACTICE. He knows this more than anyone else and that is why he's making sure to cover it up with a hyperbole of theoretic hocus pocus fraud. Unlike many other occupations (like economics or teaching), plastic surgery requires you to excel in both. He naturally doesn't have the ability to do that. To put it this way… just because one can write a song, it does not mean that one can sing the song. Just because one can draw the blueprint of a house, it does not mean that one can build it. Anyone who is considering him might as well consider having Paris Hilton do their surgery.