KFC

This chicken ain’t worth a good bowel movement anymore. I remember when this chicken was so good, I would fight you to death if you got in between me and my chicken, especially if I had a good joint. This chicken was so juicy and  flavorable; they use to have a special call a 5 peice and a biscuit; that was my calling.  If you got in between me and my original recipe chicken, it could be called justifiable homicide. There is no original recipe anymore. It’s dry, burnt looking & tuff.  I complain at some stores and they said this is the original recipe. This is all they remember, of course they are a whole lot younger than I am, they don’t know.  I complained to headquarters and they said well we will look into it, no they won’t. It’s over, it’s done. This chicken is dead just like Colonel Sanders.  He must have taken his original recipe with him. With this new evidence I think we have reasons to assume the body.