Gorilla Glue Company review: Black gorilla duct tape

I bought a giant row of your black gorilla duct tape because from what I understand and all your ads you say it’s sticks to anything so I bought it while I’m here to tell you your tape doesn’t stick to crap it’s the worst duct tape I’ve ever bought in my entire life and that’s a lot so I went and bought a generic roll from some dollar store and that tape worked 1 billion times better than your black gorilla tape. I am very unhappy with your product. I haven’t even had too much excitement or a pleasure using your gorilla glue either so I don’t know. I just figured you guys should know.