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Ryan Scott Jensen Scammer Not MolesterRyan Scott Jensen of Black Box Firm is Telemarketing Scammer

Ryan Scott Jensen (or Ari Schwimmer, which is his name now), is many things. He is a scammer, a telemarketer, and a loser. he takes advantage of little old ladies, steals money from invalids, makes handicapped people max out all their Visa cards with vague promises of making tons of money on the internet...

Ryan Scott Jensen is all these disgusting things and more. But he is probably not a child molester. I have no love lost on this low life, and nothing would make me happier than to see him dressed in orange in prison, scared to bend over and pick up the soap... which is exactly where this ###-sucking cockroach deserves to be. But he is (probably!) not a molester.

he is too stoned to be a molester. He looks like one, though. I do not think Ryan has the motivation to be a molester... that may involve thinking- not Ryan Scott Jensen's strong point. Ryan looks for the easy way... so, for him, Hannah is his best friend (what will it be tonight, Ryan- Left Hannah or Right Hannah?). Some say Ryan Jensen and Aaron Christner are gay lovers. Maybe, I dunno. I really could not care. I need to wash that mental image out of my head. But at least neither will reproduce if they are sticking it to each other!

So does Ryan Scott Jensen stick it to little boys? Probably not. Little girls? Probably not his cup of tea. Ryan likes sticking it to little old ladies 1000 miles away on the phone- people who cannot strike back at him. Because if Ryan Scott Jensen is anything, Ryan Scott Jensen is a wimp. That's why he steals from people by phone- he cannot face people face-to-face. Ryan is a chicken and a fraud.

Proof? Look at every court case against him. The only time he has EVER appeared in court is when he was already in custody! Look at all these court cases he and Aaron (also a wimp and a loser!) have had against them, and check out how many they have had the balls to actually appear in and defend themselves:


Check it out. Every case... [B]EVERY SINGLE CASE[/B] was decided by default. What that means in legalese is that Aaron Christner and Ryan Scott Jensen lost the case because they did not appear.

So why did they not appear. Two reasons. One, Aaron Christner and Ryan Scott Jensen really are wimps. They play the big guys, but they are like moles hiding under rocks- they hide from the light. The second reason- [I]they have no real defense[/I]!!! They are guilty of everything they were accused of and MORE! The list above is just what they have been caught doing and charged with. You know there is a lot more to them than what they have been caught doing...

So... are Aaron Christner and Ryan Scott Jensen child molesters? Probably not. But they are ###-sucking cockroaches that hide from the light, and deserves to be stepped on anyway.

Here's a picture of Ryan Scott Jensen from his last arrest. Winner, huh?

Ryan Scott Jensen of Black Box Firm is Telemarketing Scammer


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    tyc Jan 22, 2013

    Looks like this was another slanderous lie from David Koch and the Big Cartoon DataBase Network. Here is a true both side to the story of David Koch with a nasty email showing David Koch is just extorting Aaron Christner, Ryan Scott Jensen, and The Black Box Firm. Go to this post with actually evidence of David's behavior

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