Michelangelo Hotel Bar review: Bernie camia, a-hole bartender extraordinaire

If you want to absolutely ensure that you will have one of the worst nights out or first dates possible, please go to the Michelangelo Hotel Bar located in Midtown West at 152 West 51st Street, New York NY 10019.

There at this #### dilapidated bar you will be promptly and immediately verbally assaulted and harassed by the only staff member/bartender there, the sleazy toothless Bernie Camia, who will proceed to:

(1) insult you and your date;
(2) SEXually harass you and your date;
(3) SEXually molest you and your date;
(4) make wildly inappropriate, SEXist, and racist comments to you and your date;
(5) possibly manipulate and drug your drinks;
(6) #### and complain about how much he hates his job, wants to sue his employer, and how much his job sucks;
(7) creepily gaze and stare at you and your date the entire time you are there with his mouth open, especially at her tits;
(8) overcharge you for #### drinks/food;
(9) push you out at closing time (which is ridiculous at 12 AM) even if you have a full drink that he just gave you;
(10) make you feel unwelcome, unhappy, uncomfortable, and overall ridden with panic and anxiety.

How this sociopathic #### can keep his job there for many years is truly a miracle of modern science, and a testament to the sheer stupidity and lack of business sense by the hotel owners.