Doritos — I'm bleeding...
So there I was, about half-way through my bag of delicious Doritos (Nacho Cheese flavor) when all of a sudden my world was turned upside down. it felt like someone stabbed me in the top of the mouth! I saw sparks, the room dimmed, and the only thing that kept me from passing out was a faint taste of blood. So crazy!
Here's how it went down:
After I inserted a handful of those delicious Nacho Cheese triangles, one of them somehow rotated in my craw, and turned into a tortilla dagger that pierced the roof of my mouth. Where was my warning Frito-Lay?? How could this not be seen as a possibility by your product testers? I demand a full investigation into the palate-piercing power of your crispy snack. I also demand that you develop Doritos-flavored gummy bears. That would be real swell.