Angela Collins reviews and complaints

The following presentation is for entertanment purposes only and should only be attempted by a professionally trained piss-taker. No harm or malice is intended unlike your facebook page. Okie dokie let's proceed then shall we.

The quest for those ring's of your's started the day you were born we don't make our future's there written in the endless time of star's. Fear not from porchdoor to modor the hunt is on for those two naughty hobbit's of the shire mister frodo and his loyal sidekick samwise gamgee. Who as we speak are on the way to mount doom to cast those cursed ring's into the firery depth's from wence they came. A friend can be found in the nazgul the witch king of angmar. His mission is to claim those ring's for himself he and he alone is the only one who can stop those hobbit's from destroying your precious. But beware there's a price to be paid. A debt a debt not of money but of your soul. Would you balance the scales between truth/lies honor/deciet. For all the year's you have lived how you;ve behaved toward's other's the thing's you;ve said done and are still saying/doing. For the scales could only ever tip oneway. As for your neighbour gandalf the black soon to be gandalf the grey taking it out him won't help for he knew nothing of what went on and was sleeping at the time dreaming about his numerous sexpot's and fantasie's as you do if he'd of heard he would of stood stiff staff in hand and would of shouted (YOU SHALL NOT PASS). For he's a very capable wizard as well you know with your leg stomach troubles of late. As for poor old gollum if indeed he was twated one aside the head did;nt knock any sense into him did it cause his still withya. (lol). Now cmon that was funny hey. And finally we come to this gurmit character your little insignificant brown ork friend. We all know what he's like stirring trouble in his own family and neighbourhood insighting hatred targeting people with his lie's rumour's. This waste of protein should;nt go around casting aspersion's/accussation's as this is a big mistake. And is punishable. So if i was him i, d be quiet for nothing he say's or does is important and as for your friends karma this little brown ork's is just round the corner if he's wanting it .