this is not a joke... yesterday a priest in ireland was showing presentation slides to parents and one child and accidentally showed the wrong images... 16 indecent images! He ought to be bloody hung. They are all at it the filthy ###. Nothing good about the catholic church. I am with toyotafan.
As the joke goes... how do you circumcise a catholic priest? kick the choir boy under the chin!
Fold the damn thing over.
I am confused Mr Alien... enlighten me if you will...? My excuse for being confused = worked like a donkey today, as fu£$ing usual and therefore can not fathom the lingo because my brain is dead. Were your remarks; satire, humour or fact? Do you meet girls who DO? like action movies... and other girls. Or having looked into yr nic a bit deeper than usual I suspect [censored] (as we call 'em over here) are not in your top 10! I don't have an opinion on that really, in that, I don't really give a toss... I got other things to worry about! Although it's a shame to waste a good woman... none the less... there is naff-all I can do about it so I don't bother trying!
no way queeny.. Brenda has a certain way with the language (English! LOL). Let it roll, please.
Hope springs eternal Brenda! I think I prefer the 'blackmail' saga! ... Far more exciting and less beholden... however; I will give the heiress some thought, too! Do you think she might wear knickers like these?
LMAO! You have been paying attention Mr Ript! I am impressed!
However, tea and toast only score 30 %... I need a 'full English breakfast' if I am gonna be on good form!
I would like to say I have been into an throughout your drawers Brenda but, alas, yes; it is in my store of images... quite decent though... from my perspective, that is!
You could be my heirsess any day Brenda... have you got any dough though?£$?
some folk just do not understand, eh Ript?!
Laughing my tits off @ that one Mr R... any idiot could mistake whiskers for a grown out Brazilian!
And that's got 'em confused... don't ask me for sex in the morning...
and now we are back on subject! LOL... from peter to pay paul!
I'll forgive you the money bit matey, as long as you bring me breakfast!
inspector fu£kin' cluso over there... you should get a job gddlss... you might be useful with such powers...
yep... nothing like keeping ahead of the game, eh?
So what's new Mr R? Wot you been up too?
funny funny funny zelliej!
Laugh my tits off.
who cares if the cuts are straight or not? Have you ever seen a straight boob? Me neither but I will keep up the conquest. I seen melons, rugby balls, fried eggs and proper udders but I long to see a straight one... are they not at least pointed... they can't be straight surely?
like I said in the post... speaking from experience...
What you gotta say about that then Ms Abbr.
nsqfdn... I do not care to post on M3C... it is full of jerk offs... you get what I mean?
You know... I can come on this site from time to time and full of good spirit; I can banter with some internet aquaintances and be quite happy... until some total ### trolls the fu£k off the thread and simply tries to ruin the mood. Again and again.
Get a life dos pendejo. or is it pendeja?
I used to be able to make my ends meet Brenda! Serious... was a bit of a party trick but old age and all that; I couldn't manage nowadays! LMFAO!
Don't keep no straight face Brenda... I wanna see you laughing!
Mr Ript... you get your tail in trouble often? You wanna watch yourself mush! I have had a long day so your riddle has got me stumped for a moment... i will have a smoke and a cup of (English) tea(if gdlss and the other tosser don't mind) and get back to ya!
patience is a virtue Mr R. My tea's gone cold so gonna try again! Such a simple task!
I think Ript ( forgive me) can't keep it up! now for that tea!
this is not a knock queeny... you all certainly took care of that! I will pop along one evening and say hi... I am sure you can't wait! catch ya later... over and out.
I will have a look at that queeny, ta! Gone now to the land of nod.
