Mark Dean Music Journalist-Live reviews and Interviews / Owning up to being a fake journalist
Ladies and gentlemen, it is I... the world famous Mark Dean. I have a big confession to make so please read on and hear me out. I have even used a spell checker for a chance to make sure everything I say can be taken seriously. I have also waited 5 days to write this since my last alcohol binge which of course included taking beers from a bands rider without permission but hey, don't kill me for it I am being honest at last.
I have hurt many of you over the years by stealing from you, being a lowlife alcoholic and sleeping when I am supposed to be watching and reviewing bands. I have scammed free press passes and sold them on to feed my addiction to alcohol. I am sorry. I know this was wrong but the demon drink got the better of me.
I would also like to confess that I have been putting up hate campaigns about many of you and these are all false. I put them on complaintsboard because no one will remove them. This was my way of getting back at you all for telling people I am a bad person. Everything I have stated in the past is a lie and again, I am sorry.
I am a fake. I have scammed every media company I have ever worked for. Fortunately for me the people at antihero magazine are none the wiser because I delete all the complaints before they see them. This is me when i am drunk. I do bad things to keep myself in the clear and get away with what ever I want.
I have been to most of the major festivals this year just to get drunk. I don't care about the bands, I just care about the free booze I can scam backstage. Fortunately for me, I manage to always get a spare ticket so I find some sap that will drive me there and back, do all the work and hand it over to me. I call them my assistant but really they are doing all the work while I do nothing but drink. I am a scammer and my name is Mark Dean. I am sorry.