Edelsteins Faegenburg & Brown LLP / Adam Edelstein
Adam Edelstein is a fat, disgusting, diseased, bald, rat-like Jew who always has spit or food dangling from his mouth like Jabba The Hutt in the Star Wars Trilogy, only much more fat, hideous and grotesque.
His skin is peeling all over his hands, face and neck because the flesh eating karmic bacteria of Satan are no doubt eating him alive for being the immoral bottom-feeding piece of ### that he is.
He is single handedly responsible for more tragedies in the NY Family Court System than anyone else, and has contributed to the rapes, molestations, murders, and destructions of children everywhere, and their parents, ruthlessly cruel evil nature, with his outlandishly high retainer fees, exorbitant billing, complete and total failures as a lawyer and as a human being, and his love of cocaine, money, and sex rather than his clients, or the law.
The only reason he is working as a lawyer is because his father, and his father before him, actually were family law attorneys but they probably had to do some work at it.
Adam Edelstein however has had everything handed to him in life, he hasn’t really had to work at anything, including obtaining the fried chicken that he is constantly stuffing in his fat diseased mouth.
If you hire this ###, be prepared to be overcharged and your case ignored for years, while the bill keeps going up.
Be prepared to never speak to him personally, only to the Puerto Rican female underlings he has working for him for pennies on the dollar.
And above all, be prepared to both lose your case and be sold up the river, because the only thing that opposing counsel has to do to get Adam Edelstein to sell you out, is to arrange a stripper who gives blowjobs carrying a bucket of fried chicken for his fat traitorous lard ###.