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axe body wash review: awesomly clean balls 16

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i am disgusted with the new axe commercial about cleaning mens balls with that little hand held scrubber the commercial is crude very obvious and very inapropriate i tried to find a website to complain to due to my disgust in this commercial and they dont have one ! at the very end of the commercial the guy says " hey what about my ball sack" i mean come on... children will be repaeting things said in this commercial i almost wanna talk to an attorney after what my daughter repated off that commercial and shes only 5 years old i wont stop until i find some way or phone number to make a serious complaint the way the woman was groping the two gold balls after they had been cleaned was highly innapropriate what are they thinking! i will complain to the company until this commercial stops airing!

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poppycock
doyelstown, US
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Sep 09, 2010 10:35 pm EDT

I love this commercial. And the version that appears on tv is already "cleaned up" from the original version.

In the original several guys, including an elderly man who wants to know if the detailer will work on his dirty old balls as well.

So please, there is really little to complain about the one showing on TV. Trust me. It could have been much worse.

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getaGED
st george, US
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Sep 09, 2010 11:31 pm EDT
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I havent seen this commercial yet. I CANT WAIT. Thats hilarious! I for one love the one where the dude says P-P-P-P-P-P- POWER. Oh and whys it gross 99% of guys do use it for THAT to keep it fresh! No worse than all the nasty [censored], tampon, genital herpes, and other women commercials! For reals thats life. Sorry if tvs to real for you now days but those of us in the now generation were "ok" with it. If your not then stick to your tvland, judge judy, and dr phil!

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poppycock
doyelstown, US
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Sep 09, 2010 11:52 pm EDT

Wait a second...

how the heck does genital herpes fall under the catagory "womens commercials"? *lol*

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Jack A Root
Austin, US
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Sep 10, 2010 2:01 am EDT
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Look, would you rather us walk around with our balls unscented. You must not engage in oral sex or you might appreciate these commercials. I would complain about all the disgusting women's hygiene products that tend to me much more graphic and are rarely funny, but I hope that they contribute to me having a better experience when I do down on a woman with my tongue. You sound a little uptight, but please don't try to be society's moral compass. We are prude enough as it is. Your child is going to hear a lot of things that are beyond their understanding, but most of it is just white noise and unless you react to what they are saying they will move on to something else. Otherwise, just do a little parenting if need be and nip the behavior in the bud. Honestly though, you really need to relax and not let yourself get so worked up by what really is a trivial matter.

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getaGED
st george, US
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Sep 10, 2010 2:11 pm EDT
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i dunno poppycock? Im a guy and for some reason when i think herpes I think "woman". Kinda like being married yknow a nasty itch that sometimes goes away but is always there? lol hahahaha

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Leah05
wahiaw, US
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Sep 10, 2010 3:30 pm EDT

I totally agree. I saw this commercial for the first time yesterday. I was shock and disgusted. I homeschool my children, so there is the possibility of them watching television during the day and before anyone tries to comment about how to homeschool, research it before wasting your energy. I agree that we know that there is parts of the body that needs to be cleaned. But I think the worse part of the commercial was the girl handling the golf balls after they were cleaned. That had nothing to do with cleansing body parts. It is pure sexually related. The fact that it is women "selling" this, also shows the sexual aspect and not the hygiene part of making sure all body parts are kept clean. Finally, you will never see a Vagisil commercial of men complaining about the fish smell in the house? Use Vagisil? This would never be embraced from the feminists out there. So why can't the few conservative be offended by this commercial? It was banned in Canada people. If the canadians (insanely liberal over the U.S.) don't allow it, maybe that is something we should rethink.

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ColoradoSpringsLiz
colorado springs, US
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Sep 10, 2010 5:38 pm EDT
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Omg... just cruising through and I saw this complaint?

You hear worse on the news... like some mega evangelical church pastor busted in some gay/drug/sex scandal, or a senator busted in a mens airport bathroom or a governor using the taxpayers dime to fly to Argentina to be with his mistress (and the list is quite extensive!).

If we, man, were made in gods image, (according to the religious authority) how can that be a bad thing? Shouldn't it be celebrated? And cleaned? I guess its the hypocrisy that gets me, I REALLY hate hypocrits!

The human body IS funny and gross and at times smelly and beautiful and if done properly, can bring us oodles of fun *grins wickedly* and should be celebrated as often as possible :-P

In Europe, they have naked people selling butter, they speak openly about human sexuality and don't gasp at scandals. Is it any coincidence that over our numbers, they have a lower rate of STD's, unwanted teenage pregnancies/drop outs, overall abortions, ect ect ect? Think there's some correlation?

If we hide these things from our kids, they will be curious (because that's how we're wired) and will explore answers on their own. Wouldn't you rather have a part in that discussion and be able to guide them as oppposed to having them make up their own theories, get in trouble and then try to hide it from you?

This could have been a perfect opportunity for you to open up a discussion on the human body and how to respect each other. Its never to early to open this dialogue! Kids are very intuative and if you act uptight, they'll pick up on these cues and think there's something wrong. The world and lifes experiences will mess them up enough (and the conflicting messages American society sends our children) do you really need to add to it?

It sounds to me like you're a bit uptight. And if you like being this wound up, more power to you but with the real problems in the world and how badly we (people) treat each other, don't you have anything better to get upset about?

You know what REALLY gets ME bent, starving children when there's no reason for a single person on this planet to go hungry! WARS also piss me off! Person on person violence! People ripping off others!

Just a friendly suggestion but maybe you need a grown up, toe curling vacation? Help ya put things into perspective? Because that commerical (sadly haven't seen it) sounds hysterical! You know what else I thing is a funny commercial... the new tampax commercials that make fun of the old style of feminine hygiene product commercials... too funny!

Laugh a little, it does the body good :-D

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poppycock
doyelstown, US
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Sep 10, 2010 5:58 pm EDT

Alright. I agree the girl handling the golf balls was suggestive. However I have to disagree with the rest of that last comment.

First off, there is no reason for a woman to use a product like Vagisil. Ask any doctor, douching is not recommended or even needed. If you are a woman and you have a "fish" smell or itching you need to see a doctor about that because you probably have some sort of infection. Douching will only make you more prone to infection cause you are tampering with your body's natural INTERNAL balance. I mean think about that, you don't normally shoot stuff up your but to clean that out, do you? All you need to do is scrub yourself outside and you're fine.

Not to mention that yes, woman should care about how clean their men are. If he's dirty and cheesy down there he can definitely give you a yeast/urinary infection. If you don't [censored] you are not going to give him anything. Girls and Guys - just scrub your crotch already!

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poppycock
doyelstown, US
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Sep 10, 2010 5:59 pm EDT

Not Liz's the one by Leah I mean, sorry

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ColoradoSpringsLiz
colorado springs, US
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Sep 14, 2010 1:00 am EDT
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Hey poppyu ... I know you didn't mean me hun *hugs*

And thanks dawn... I try... lol

Have soap box will travel *winks*

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teddy buckeye
Cleveland, US
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Sep 24, 2010 9:25 am EDT

Yeah, I am pretty liberal, but this commercial is over the line. I USED TO use Axe products...

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Jack A Root
Austin, US
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Sep 25, 2010 5:34 am EDT
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Axe es no bueno para wanking en el duche. Not only can it burn, your shaft and balls will start flaking about 3 days post rub out. Exfoliates are generally not a good idea. When I was a teenager pretty much anything was a candidate, but in my waning years I have become more selective.

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Clean Sack
Kalispell, US
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Sep 26, 2010 4:15 pm EDT
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It's about time we quit taking everything so seriously. No one is being harmed by watching this commercial; in fact I have never wanted to buy a product more. I want fresh smelling balls just like you ladies want flower scented summer time vaginas. I am so happy this commercial made it through censorship. Lighten up people! Take a hint from Europians and quit thinking sex and the human body is something that is bad to talk about.

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Very Stupid
DC, US
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Sep 27, 2010 2:39 am EDT

I think that we need to really think about whether or not a complaint is warranted here. Is dirty balls a good thing? I mean if Axe can clean dirty white balls, dirty old black balls, dirty dimply balls, dirty big massive balls then shouldn't we be thanking AXE for helping the world instead of complaining? I think that clean balls are a great thing! Obviously Axe agrees! Anyone complaining must enjoy dirty balls. I don't! I'm glad that there is something that can clean dirty balls now. Thank god for AXE!

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ashleigh408
Virginia Beach, US
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Oct 01, 2010 12:17 pm EDT

I agree about the commercial being offensive! It should be shut down!

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TheldrakisCS
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Sep 26, 2011 2:17 pm EDT
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I find axe to be a bad product. all in high school my friends sprayed it on there hair and screamed cause it burned their hair. they claimed it didnt hurt but it burned my nose from smelling it. all the "girls" the ads say will want you. avoided them like they had a contagious sickness. they only had GF with girls who felt sorry for them. i checked the ingredients of axe, it has higher amounts of alcochal then other products. my hair cutter said that axe is bad for your hair drys it out due to the alochal.