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Chuck E. Cheese

Posted:    Furious Styles

Terrible service

Complaint Rating:  67 % with 6 votes
Contact information:
Chuck E. Cheese
King of Prussia, Pennsylvania
United States
In retrospect, I should have sought greener pastures the moment they rudely insisted I not bring a shotgun into a children's restaurant. However, I have come to recognize ANTIS are everywhere, and as my disarming was more or less a faith accomplish, I complied with the request of the ruddy little onager behind the counter. I should note that the seats were woefully undersized for a 400 lb. man like myself, and thus, I was forced to suffer the humiliation of being seated on a bench in the shape of a walrus. As an accomplished gourmand, I would not willingly pass on CEC's all-you-can-eat buffet, and thus submitted myself to what would be the first of many humiliations.

All seemed better once I approached the buffet. I took five plates, piling them high with mashed potatoes, fried chicken and entire pizzas. Once I got back to my table, I was confronted by a terrible shock – the standard condiments I require were amiss! I flagged down one of the wait staff and (deep breath) inquired as to the whereabouts of the fish sauce. My request was met with blank stares by the pockmarked teen who was "helping" me, so I inquired of the manager. He said he would address this problem forthwith.

A few moments later, said manager return with a phial of something remotely resembling water. This was quite enough. I bellowed "THIS IS NOT AUTHENTIC FISH SAUCE!!" Worse, I then glanced at my mashed potatoes, and realized that they were incorrectly prepared. "THESE ARE NOT PARBOILED POTATOES", I wailed. Unfortunately, I am a sufferer of adult incontinence, and this latest outrage pushed me right over the edge – I relieved myself right then and there, causing a wet stain to appear on the front of my size XXXL trousers.

"That's it!" howled the manager, "you're outta here, fatso!" I wondered who he was speaking to, as I am *not* fat, I am big boned. But to my horror and disbelief, he was addressing me! Before his misplaced words had completely sunk in, several surly looking thugs appeared from the kitchen. They bodily removed me from my walrus perch, throwing me out the door, saying "AND DON'T COME BACK!"

Not only will I never come back, I will shout from the various and sundry rooftops – when it comes to CEC, sufferers of adult incontinence, beware.
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 27th of Jun, 2008 by   Lokimotive 0 Votes
I was touched by Boy Scout leaders.
 27th of Jun, 2008 by   MikeeDeez 0 Votes
OMG, I've seen this freak before! He comes into McDonalds I work at an gives everyone the creeps he always demands a seat with the back to the wall!!! he's bald and old and fat and smells funny sometimes he comes in with this woman whose almost as fat as he is both of them are really wierd and like there homeless or something. he always pays with change and when he pulls out his change theres always bullets in his pocket! we've had to through him out a buncha times, it's true, sometimes he craps himself rigth at the table! My old manger banned him from the restarant for life but they transferred in a new manager and hes been sneaking back in sence then LOL.
 14th of Jul, 2008 by   D 0 Votes
Holy crap that is funny as hell!

I think the real complaint should be against fat people.
Those tubby bastards are the worst.
I wish we could fly them to third world countries and set them on fire, the lard fueled blaze would keep a small village warm for weeks on end.
God I hat fat people.
I know that dude is just messing around, but he is spot on about how those f*cktards really act. They think the world needs to change and accomodate their tubby asses, like it's are fault they are so Goddamn lazy. Run your fat ass around the block everyonce in a while wide load!
 19th of Jul, 2008 by   Vanessa 0 Votes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA hilarious
than ks for the laugh

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