Gateway review: didn't receive my $100.00 rebate check back

HELLO, FOLKS! I'M HAVING SOME TERRIBLE TIME MAKING THEM TAKE TOO MUCH TIME TO PROCESS MY REFUND CHECKS, AND, THE EMPLOYEES ARE TAKING TOO MUCH TIME TO PROCESS MY PAYCHECKS/REFUNDS/REBATES OF ANY KIND. I WISH YOU COULD HELP ME. THAT WAY, MY REBATES/REFUNDS/PAYCHECKS TAKES A LOT LESS TIME TO PROCESS MY PAYCHECKS/REFUNDS/REBATES, AND, THEN, QUICKLY DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE, SO, A PERSON WILL READ MY LETTERS. AND, AFTER THE PERSON READS SOME OF MY LETTERS, THE PERSON WILL OFFER SOME OF MY MAIL TO ME. SO, IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN, OKAY? I'LL BE HAPPY NOW, WITH MY PAYCHECKS/REFUNDS/REBATES.