Just because a "gay strap with a metal washer" is your normal set of underwear does not justify you complaining with no logical or scientific evidence about a product not working. Please be helpful when posting information, we do not need to hear about your private wear.
"Bob the Builder" comments were as inane as they were gross. How about offering an honest and telligent review so those of us interested in the poduct can benefit from your experience. I guess you can't expect much from someone who names himseld after a children's artoon for pre-schoolers. I suggest that he return to his pre-school activities and write again when he grows up a bit.
The Bionic Band does work and works well. Simply look at the numerous competitors using the Bionic Band while competing in the Track and Field World Championships in Berlin last week. The distributors and company are so confident in the Bionic Band, they offer a 100% money back guarantee if you aren't satisfied. Finally, it must have worked well enough that after the demonstration of how it works ON YOUR BODY (most of the time live and in person) you purchased one.
Bob, you are an idiot. If you are honestly stupid enough to think that the second you put the band on, you will be able to walk a tight rope across the grand canyon, then you truly are the most gullible and pathetic person I have ever come in communication with. You should take that rock you are talking about and crack yourself in the forehead. Then I would recommend taking the rope, tying a noose around your ankle and hanging yourself by your foot from a tree. Then everyone with bionic band should get to throw darts at you. Pull your head out of your @$$ and do something constructive today for a change. Playing with your sisters hot beach barbie collection doesn't count.
"Gay/Strap" ???? what does the appearence of the product have to do with the fuction of it??? Isn't this a site to complain about whether things work or not? Oh thats right "shit doesn't work" well How doesn't it work? Does it not provide you with the balance, strength, and energy that you expected? Did it not help with your pain or sleep at night? I need a little more then "shit doesn't work" to go on here. Not to mention I am sure you were told that the product does infact have a 100% satisfaction guarentee on it. So if you are dissatisfied in any way. By all means return the "gay/strap" and get your money back.
On that Note for more information on the bionic band, how it works, what it can do for you, and your family/friends. Please visit www.thebionicbiker.com
I have been wearing the bionic band for a few months now, and have introduced it to friends and family. I have to say that it is effective, however I have serious doubts with respect to its effectiveness long term.
In only a few months, friends/relatives have reported back that if they have shared it with others and then they try to use it, it has lost its effectiveness. Also, from another relative I understand that even though she has never shared the bionic band, its effectiveness is not as strong as when she first received it.
Other than that so called hand/arm test, they do not seem to have a scientific test readily available, like testing the charge to determine if the charge is still at its similar potential.
Time will tell. However, I sense that this is something that might have to be re-charged on a regular basis.
It is a scam! They do the balance tests without the band first and then with the band. The second time you know what to expect and compensate for it. Plus, they push at a slightly different angle. Watch the videos. They push ever so slightly outward without the band and they only push straight down with it. Sometime they have you hold onto the band instead of wearing it. That forces you to make a fist which gives you more strength. Their multi-level marketing websites say it uses "Proton Alignment Resonance Technology" and makes the protons in your body spin in the same direction and stimulates the mitochondria in your cells. A fool and their money are soon parted.
Just because you do not understand why something works is not a reason to say it does not work, or "that a fool and there money are soon seperated." The band had worked very well for me. As for them pushing out, vers down, verious strenght tests were done on my upon request, not just that one, including seperation of fingers held together, and straight down in my hand by my side. Further I note that the pressure starts out down, and only moves outward when people are weak and start to tip already. Band worked for my back pain very well. Don't understand exactly how, but it works.
I had my doubts as a rational pragmatic adult, (an educated military officer type) but after being a test subject "guinea pig" at an outdoor show, I thought I'd buy it, (spent alot more on food/refreshments and other temporary un-fulfillments that day). I can say that I can "feel" a difference between when wearing and when not. The whole body "feeling" might just be a pshychologically conditioned/physiological expectation result, (e.g., if one is told that one is "cold" they will begin to perceive and then feel they are cold with enough conditioning in preparation to adapt to an expected environment). But, the nails on my fingers grow at a faster rate than normal and my skin/face complextion has been more vibrant than normal, (likened to colagen supplementing) after wearing after a few consecutive days of wear. My wife complained of headaches when she wore the strap on her wrist. I'm wondering if blood type may be a factor, as my wife and I do overall have the same relative diet, but different blood types, (I'm an A Positive; my wife is a type "B Positive"). While wearing during sleep, my sleep patterns have been mostly deep and sound, (possibly depending on mental workload = cognitive feedback the previous day's events). However, most notable, while wearing when I sleep, my dreams have been consistently more "life-like" with more prolonged rational episodes, vice normally short multiple incohensive vignetts. When morning comes, overall I feel well rested. Sex has gotten better. ;)
I'll bet a hundred dollars that if this guy lived in the day of Christopher Columbus he would believe that the world is flat and that Columbus must be gay for thinking that the world must round.
All I got to say, it does work! I've noticed within 5 minutes of wearing the band. I just got off riding a motorcycle for 2 hrs. and have chronic neck pain for over 10 yrs. that acts up every so often. I had the test and was amazed! Anyhow, I am believer and the price doesn't matter. Just hope it doesn't wear off after time. That is my only concern.-Rachel in Arkansas
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