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Walmart / could not return toaster

1 Johnson, NE, United States Review updated:

I bought a toaster a few weeks back and lost the receipt. The toast was stuck in the toaster so I did the most logical thing. I shoved a knife in it to get the toast out. All of a sudden I got a huge shock.

I went to return the toaster. Since I had no receipt I was told I could not return the toaster. I asked for a manager. The manager came and first he refused to let me return the toaster. Then he had this huge grin and a gleam in his eye. He told me that he would let me return the toaster on one condition. He was in the mood for a blow job, and if I preformed one on him he would allow me to return the toaster. I was very reluctant on this but I wasted $29.94 on the toaster and reluctantly agreed with his proposal. I asked if we could do our business in the washroom since I did not want everyone to watch. He said no deal, if you want to return the toaster we do it right here and now. So I gave him the blow job. After I was done he told me that I was not good enough and I could not return the toaster.

Here is what I would like to happen. I would like first and for most for the manager to apologize and admit that this is the best sex he ever had, and finally I would like to be allowed to return the toaster.

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  • Jg
      24th of May, 2009
    0 Votes

    Shoving a knife in a toaster is not "the most logical thing to do".

    I'll leave the rest of the crap for someone else to answer.

  • Rw
      24th of May, 2009
    0 Votes

    first of all a toaster is not that serious and second you were stupid for giving head for a 29.95 refund and for doing so you pretty much ruined a multi million dollar law suit and you may still be able to get the person fired but that was pretty stupid sinking down to that level and thats if the story is true

  • +2 Votes

    This story is not true ofcourse rwj19731, I am sure someone would have called the police since Brett is claiming he is preforming a fellatio in front of everyone at the courtsey desk.

  • Sh
      24th of May, 2009
    0 Votes

    hot story

  • 0 Votes

    You know shamm, this would make a good porno.:D I wonder if anyone took pictures.

  • 0 Votes

    Liz, there have been complaints that are troll posts which don't have the topic of sex in them which have been deleted for being fake. I am surprised that this one is still on. Anyways I always wanted to say this.

    Children don't try this at home.

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