veterinary services / Caused significant damage
I was minding my own business one day, sleeping in a cul-de-sac, when suddenly a creature began thrashing me around like a ragdoll. I am not sure if it was a man or a creature, but none the less, I woke up in a veterinary clinic. They realized some time after that I was human, they claimed they couldn't tell I was a human or not because I was very hairy back then. These people punctured me and caused me further damage from when the creature thrashed me.HAd this happened to a woman I am sure the local media would have wanted to interview me, but because I am a man it is swept under the rug. These people need to be checked to see if they really went to some sort of medical school. Now I am stuck sitting in my home watching inappropriate episodes of Family Feud with my grandchildren as I now have a neckbrace.
-Thank you, I'm Bob Ducca.