Sham-Wow! / Bad commercial
Have you guys seen that Sham-Wow commercial? Why does that bother me that much?
How about a skinny William Defoe with a headset talking? Why does he have that piece of ### headset? Could they not afford a decent mic?
It's for the house, the car, I can cut it, and use it in all kinds of places. How about as an ugly ghetto bathmat? Put a wet sweater in it, roll it up, then don't even see wtf happens! Put it in the dryer for God's sake!
Lay it on the carpet, without any pressure, then roll it up and appear to put some pressure on it and squeeze the ###er into a bowl! Punch it even to get the other 50% or some color out of it!
Watch that big ### jaw as the guy turns sideways and flings his hands saying, "WOW!" everytime!
And who the hell spends 20 bucks a month on paper towels?