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Fisher Price / Noah's Ark / Fisher Price feel and learn Noah's Ark!

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I was re-attaching the lower door to Noahs Ark when the door frame skinned an inch long chunk from my hand. I went to their website and of course if you have a complaint its completely useless.I just wanted to bring this to the attention of other parents whose doors may come unattached. DON'T LET YOU CHILD REATTACH!!!

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  • Ch
      9th of Nov, 2010
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    I am so [censor]ing pissed right now I can barely type. I gotmy son a Fisher Price pirate ship. First off it comes in like 1000 god-damned pieces. So he's screaming while I'm putting it together so excited. But the goddamned thing snaps together but won't so I slice my hand open on the mast or whatever and I'm [censor]ing bleeding all over plus I snap the piece because I'm screaming and pissed off. So I call the 800 number or whatever and I'm on hold with the sons of [censor]es for like 10 minutes bleeding everywhere and I need stictches. So then I get them on the phoen and the [censor] is like sorry or whatever but you broke it because YOU PUT IT TOGETHER WRONG ITS YOUR FAULT. [censor] YOU [censor]! My kid is crying and I'm bleeding and the mother-[censor]ing thing is broken so happy birthday sonny, fisher price are a bunch of [censored] jerkoffs sons of [censor]es. So I'm suppposd to BRING IT BACK TO THE STORE or whatever like I have time, plus my hand is screwed royally [censor]ed and it hurts and my kid has no ship.

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