What the commercials should really be saying:
Boy 1:"My new computer was fast, now when I went to FinnallyFast.com its not as fast as before. I click on my games and the blue screen of death shows up!"
Girl 1: "Hey I went to FinnallyFast.com, I'am gonna check my e-mail.."
5 seconds later
Girl 1: "HUH, MY COMPUTER JUST DIED!!!"
Announcer: "If you just visited our Website FinnallyFast.com, is your connection slower now since you visited our piece of trash site? Your in for a big surprise. FinnallyFast.com installs spyware, Adware, and worms which makes the best computers crash and die bringing your computer back into stone-aged condition, making it more slower than before."
Boy 1:"Its like throwing a grenade into my C drive." BOOM!
Announcer:"We said that FinnallyFast.com was good to remove registry errors, junkfiles, and adware. Only problem is, we stall your computer making it so you will never be able to use it again.MUHAHAHAHA. "
Boy 1: "Hey FinnallyFast.com sucks, ITS TIME TO SUE!"