You are a complete idiot. All I can see, you saying that a major corporation with billions of dollars in capital is sneaking around and reading your emails so they can steal your identity...
really now :-
As far as the web certificate goes, if you read the terms, which judging by your completely senseless rant you obviously did not, you will see that it is emailed to you and if not claimed withing 3 months then it is voided. If you do not check your email then whose fault is that? I'm sure you'll say you did check it blah blah blah but I seriously doubt it. Mine was on time and right when they said it would be there, it was.
Clearwire has been a great company for me, they have had some down times but no more than every other ISP I know and rude customer service? Are you kidding me? Those guys bend over backwards anytime I might have to call them, truly top notch employees there.
I think you are just "one of those people" the kind that is plain out butt holes.
My advice, read a contract BEFORE you sign and whine, like most ADULTS do.