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Wu Yi Tea
United States

Hello pookie,
Based on your goals of moving from 450 lbs to 650 lbs, your height of 4'6" and the fact you are 8 years of age, you seem like the perfect candidate for one of our remaining weight loss packages with 14-day Free Trial period. However due to the small number of free trials we have left to hand out, there’s just a few short questions we’d like to ask before having a full month’s supply (that's sixty cups!) rushed to your door.

This guy should be hung by his tea bags...