I don't know how I got on your mailing list, but I implore you to take if off before I lose my job. My computer is a business one, and I am not allowed to receive messages such as yours. I click on several UNSUBSCRIBE and some of your other web sites, and get the usual that the page cannot be opened.
I beg you to remove my name - I've been warned over and over again by my boss. I don't know what else to do.
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