Got a letter from Carmen de Callada in the mail today. I guess she lives in New Mexico somewhere. It said in the letter that she got a telegram from a friend that knows I am about to be in some serious good luck. Apparently, this friend that she got the telegram from also LIVES with her, so I don't really understand why her roommate would go through the trouble of sending a telegram concerning me to her own house. I wonder if it was a singing telegram. And was it just a song, or was it accompanied by a dance? And was the person/people singing the telegram and possibly dancing - psychic(s)? Maybe a singing/ dancing/stripping psychic(s)? I wish that Ms. Callada's roommate would have just sent me the the singing/dancing/stripping psychic(s) telegram to MY house...as long as it wasn't like a barbershop quartet. Dear Jupiter Service Bureau/Attn: Carmen de Callada/PO Box16002/New Brunswick, NJ 08906 (she must be visiting from New Mexico - though she's agoraphobic) please send me 21-year-old voluptuous, naturally blonde, blue-eyed singing, dancing, stripping, triplet psychics to my home. And please do so quickly as my Bartholomaeic moment approaches and I would like for them to be here when my special situation arises.
Thank you for your time and I look forward to seeing you in my astral projection.
Adolf Oliver Neple
P.S. You might get more business if you change the photograph on the back of your envelopes. It looks like you're summoning the devil. It's kinda scary.