Optus Morley WA – Oh “No”
I went to Morley Optus last weekend,
Long term customer, money to spend,
On two new mobile phones - post paid,
Close to two thousand dollars, this upgrade.
“I need your number, ” the assistant said,
Into the computer this was fed.
Picked up his phone and made a call,
Then announces the following, no proof at all…
“Sixty nine dollars, 30 days overdue,
Billing’s advised, and it has to be true,
To get your new phones...